Cranky old, grouchy guys in undershirts,

hanging fat hairy arms out of car windows

as they zip in and out of traffic:

 

retirees on the dole, Medicare cheats,

griping at post offices across America,

dumping ashes on parking lot asphalt,

flicking fast food wrappers into the air,

 

taxing slick tires on curves

through national forests,

happily lying on income tax forms,

shoplifting when they can;

 

haven’t voted in years,

mooch off grandkids,

harangue neighbors

for cheap entertainment;

 

brag they were in the infantry but

don’t know a mortar from an M-l,

hang flags on their RV’s every Fourth

to piggyback on The Greatest Generation;

 

two helpings on Thanksgiving

at the community center;

 

cantankerous geezers coughing dark clouds

of spite from the tail pipes of vintage trucks

as they blow by mountain bikers on the highway;

 

pissing and moaning to bored wives

about the youth of today, slumming until

their actuarial tables max out

 

Once a punk, always a punk