Sure, you remember him, class of ’72,

varsity cheerleader, second from the right,

a nickname for everyone, a “Lefty” and a “Speedo”,

quarterback’s best friend, head of his class,

in cassock and surplus at Sunday mass

 

He drove the red ‘Bird, white walls and T-top,

balloons on his fenders, streamers on the doors,

shouting, “Pile in, Shorty” and “Hop on, Harv,”

there in the yearbook, homecoming parade,

bow tie and megaphone, leading the cavalcade

 

Every ball that cut a hoop, every jock that scored,

he’d whistle through his teeth,

jump four feet and finish with a split,

buy you a beer and call you pal,

curse the referee, swear it was a foul

 

The alumni loved him, a campus man,

pipe in one hand, banner in the other,

cartwheels down the sidelines, fist in the air,

chanting, “Give me an O,” and “Rah Rah Ray,”

and “Let’s go team,” and “Whaddya say”

 

Majored in pluck, graduated to sales,

to a wife named Marlene, her boyfriend, Jack

She didn’t play fair and thought him a fool

so he stuck to bowl games, golf and the court,

poker on weekends as a last resort

 

Now it’s Sunday night and he roams the remote,

tennis rained out, round ball in L.A.

He leaps until midnight, tosses until dawn

Waking on the sofa he doesn’t know

what’s left to cheer on a screen of snow